A Big List of Top Times

Please submit your personal records, even if you're not first. I'll keep everyone's best times here. So far 0 have beaten Skarball.
Groon
Fastest
  1. cd ... 32.689 [vid]
  2. Chris Coyne ... 58.891 [vid]
    Oh cool, it is easy to record a window on the mac with Quicktime.
Without jumping
  1. Chris Coyne ... 161.000 [vid]
    I have since added millisecond displays to the times...so for now rounding up.
The Juice
Fastest
  1. Chris Coyne ... 224.579 [vid]
    This should be an easy record to beat.
Without jumping
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Pinky Woo
Fastest
  1. Chris Coyne ... 25.624 [vid]
Without jumping
  1. Chris Coyne ... 25.624 [vid]
Tippy Coco
Fastest
  1. Chris Coyne ... 62.635 [vid]
Without jumping
  1. Chris Coyne ... 62.635 [vid]
Lemonae
Fastest
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Without jumping
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Black Tie
Fastest
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Without jumping
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Skarball
Fastest
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Without jumping
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Submitting a record

Records are only official if you record a video. Recording your browser is easy these days.

Once you have a recording, post in our discord group the following info:

  • a link to your proof video, posted for perpetuity in a video forum such as YouTube or Twitch.
  • (optional) your name or nickname for the scoreboard
  • (optional) a link to your own site / social media
  • (optional) any (dozen words or less) commentary to include

Some clarifications:

  • You must run the game unmodified
  • The video needs to show the whole match including the victory screen with time
  • You have to be a human player, not a bot.
  • Any victories due to bugs or glitches won't count. Please report bugs!
  • I'll reset a list if I meaningfully change a character's code.
  • You must leave your video proof live
  • (optional) link to the game or this page from your video :-)